Small business. Big punchline.
Great business.
Boring content?
Let’s roast it.
BrandBanter turns your social-media blind spots into funny, useful 30–60 second content. A friendly roast, a sharper story, and something worth posting.
For cafés, salons, gyms, startups—and owners overthinking their next post.
The brief
Less corporate. More character.
Built for Reels, TikTok & LinkedIn.
Our promise.
Not a made-up testimonial.
The roast → the glow-up
We find the joke.
Then fix the feed.
You know your business. We help people notice it—with comedy that points to a real improvement, not just a cheap shot.
A taste of the tone · illustrative script
“Your coffee shop has better lighting than its Instagram.”
The payoff: three practical critiques and a visual makeover concept. Your business stays the hero.
Send us the raw ingredients
Share your website, social profiles, and a few photos or clips. No polished pitch deck required.
Get roasted—with a plan
We build a friendly script around your brand’s quirks, then map out a more compelling content direction.
Turn the punchline into posts
Video packages bring the edits, captions, thumbnail text, and follow-up ideas. Film your reaction for another angle.
Pick your heat level
One roast. Or a whole routine.
Start small or keep the content coming. Tell us what you need before booking.
The first bite
$99 one-time
One personalized roast script + caption ideas. You handle filming and posting.
Let’s talkRoast Week
$299 one-time
A five-video content pack with edited clips, captions, thumbnail text, and five follow-up post ideas.
Let’s talkKeep the banter going
$799 / month
Ongoing scripts, edits, filming guidance, and a posting calendar. Monthly scope agreed before you start.
Let’s talkFeeling competitive? Ask about the “Roast My Competitor” campaign add-on. Scope and price quoted separately.
Good business deserves better content
Give your feed
a sense of humor.
Send us your socials. We’ll talk through the right roast, the right format, and what happens next.